Picture it - The year is 2011, Charlie Sheen has tiger blood, You can't turn on the radio (which you still listen to) without hearing Adele, you own an unhealthy amount of silly bands, and for some reason half of your American middle school class woke up in the wee hours of the morning to watch the royal wedding. This is the year that I joined wetpaint. As a baby - a mere sapling who gushed about how much she liked boys and sports (spoiler: she liked neither).

My username? The first thing that came to my head.
My 'about me'? Kept only in existence to keep my current ego in check.
My plots? Barely cohesive.
My vocabulary? Unnecessarily complicated.  
My age? A LIE (if you tell on me, you're a fake friend already.)
My cats' bios? Please don't ask. I logged back into my very first account awhile back and did some digging and it's still a VERY sore subject for me. What was I thinking; Why did I think their fur could be so many colors? Why did I spend six lines of my character's bio describing a setting and yet tell very little about their personality or background? Why was I trying to be so mysterious - there was no reason for this as most of my personal emotional baggage was tied up in Steve Irwin dying several years prior and the poptropica levels I could never finish. 

Why did we replace 'y' and 'ie' with 'eh'?
Why was everything epic?
Why was my first profile shaped like a top hat for no discernible reason?

These are questions that keep me awake. 


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Anyway, now that everyone's thoroughly uncomfortable, and this introduction can't go anywhere but up: How's it going, pals? It's been awhile. 
I'm pseudo. I've been on the wetpaint/wiki scene for awhile off and on, and I'm looking to get back into it now that things have settled down for me. I'm another early-20-something that has so far avoided adulthood like the plague to travel and use my money irresponsibly. 

I'm hoping to start writing up some new characters soon - but I'm looking to take a different approach this time around and create characters from plots-- to be developed (ie kitting threads and plots that need extra hands), rather than making characters and then trying to write them in somewhere that makes sense. So let me know if you've got anything in the works that I can butt in on! 
Otherwise, drop me a message about something interesting, or reply here with the cringiest thing you can think of from your early roleplaying history. _{Quarantine is boring me to death.}