1) Tell us about your childhood and upbringing
Well, once upon a time I was a kit. Ridiculous, I know. Second litter to Severine E'tani and her assassin, later warden. Which meant two things. One, I wasn't allowed to play with the peasants, according to my mother, especially after my sister ran off with a garbage cat and got herself pregnant as a trainee. Second, we weren't nearly as important as our older siblings. They were the heirs of our parents' positions, or at least I believe that was the plan. Everything else was pretty standard; dad cheats on your mom with the warden before him and you're the one that finds out, your brother kills your sister's mate while blaming it on your mother, your sister kills your mother in revenge, you know. Standard stuff...at least in the league. Clearly that worked out well for everyone, but at least I'm still alive and most of the others aren't, so suck on that, losers.
2) What is your view and opinion on your Nemesis and his mate?
I'm actually going to vomit if you ask me this question. Do you want me to vomit on your shoes? Ruin those pretty little shoelaces? Do you really want to take those leather brogues to the dry cleaner's? No? Next question.
3) If you could watch everything that happened to you in life until now, would you enjoy it?
It's certainly not PG, so if you like a little bit of horror then be my guest. Myself? I...let's just say seeing everyone around you go insane sounds kind of funny but it's really not too pleasant a sight. Would anyone want to see their siblings tear their family apart? I didn't think so. Not to mention, traveling around for a couple years would be a pretty boring interlude, don't you think? I'd love to see a movie about my future though. Just to prepare myself for any...unexpected results.
DEAL'S INTERVIEW
roleplayed by Cleaver
1.) How are you still alive?
I've outlived most of my enemies, so that helps. They got in a few good kills, though.
2.) Do you even know how many kits you have?
I'm not sure I want to know. Foxstar has brought my attention to many of them, and I'd like to think I've found them all, but I know I haven't.
3.) Can I be your new mate? I just want the title since Chimerastar refused me
Do you have a death wish?
5.) Have you ever fallen in love, if so what was that like and if not who is the ideal mate for you?
I'm... I'm not sure. I don't know if I've fallen in love too many times or not at all, it's hard to explain. There's something to love in everybody, isn't there?
6.) If karma was a person would he be your best friend or worse enemy?
I think karma would be just as confused about all of this as I am.
ESHEK'S INTERVIEW
roleplayed by Fox
1) Will you and the Nemesis of PI be best friends?
Oh, yes, I think so. We’ll be the best of friends. The type of best friends who are such best friends that they have slumber parties. And at one of those slumber parties, because he’s my best friend, I’ll pick up a pillow and press it down over his slumbering face. And because his mate will, of course, also be my best friend, I’ll make sure she gets the finest pillow talk first with the softest 800 thread count throw so she can’t stop me from making sure our shared best friend is comfortabl- ENOUGH OF THE METAPHORS, I’M GONNA SMOTHER HIM OKAY. He’ll never be half the Nemesis Funk was and he damn well knows it. I sure tell him enough. He better know… I gotta go check something.
2) Do you enjoy making Bermondsey slowly insane?
Only I’m allowed to make jokes about Ber going insane. It’s a sore point. Who asked this? Gimme a name, I just wanna talk.
3) If karma was a person would he be your best friend or worst enemy?
SHE would be my enemy. Who may slowly become my lover. She’s always screwed me over in the past but maybe that’s just cuz she has a thing for mind games. Like Funk. I could get into that.
4) When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you have done?
I think that’s probably my worst fear. All I ever do is try to do so much insane stuff that I feel like I’ve actually lived a life worth living, but there’s only so much mindless fun you can plug into a hole before you realise you’re still so empty. Uh - but no one wants to come to a party where the host is a total downer, right? Aha. So please don’t print that.
5) If you could watch everything that happened to you in life until now, would you enjoy it?
If we’re being honest, which I think is the point of this exercise, then no. Probably not. I’d prefer to watch a highlight reel, y’know, of all the good times. Becoming best friends with Luc. Meeting my total kindred spirit in Applecrumble. Becoming Proxy - the second time, not the first. Both times I found out I was pregnant, though the first time might be a bit hard knowing what I know now. How it ended, y’know. Funk, Ber, Pine, Innocentia - all the parts with them that meant a lot. Most of it, though, I don’t think I’d want to watch it again. It would just be watching all the times I was alone, seeing my… my father and my stepmother and those kits. A great big gap where everyone I loved… No, I don’t think I’d enjoy it. Best to cut up the film, probably. No one would would want to watch it, anyway. It would just be two years of a lonely little girl wearing a horrible grin and trying to make people love her. There’s nothing worth seeing in that.
GUIDINGLIGHT'S INTERVIEW
roleplayed by Racer
1) Hi, yes, hello, great Hanguang-jun. Are you the physical incarnation of the almighty god of winter, Lord Borealis?Do not speak such blasphemy. It is quite unbecoming of you. For breaking one of the 3,000 rules of conduct, you must now receive 30 slashes.
2) Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
How boring....
3) How do you feel about black toms who possibly have red ribbons around their necks and silver eyes? By chance? If you ever, hypothetically, met them?
Shakes head and walks away
Internal thoughts: Don't look back, don't look back.
4) Do you have any family? Are you close to them? Are they as handsome as you are?
I have an uncle and a brother. That depends on what you consider handsome.
5) Have you ever considered going out on a date with a black tom from the previous question?
Never. My uncle will arrange a marriage for me when the time comes.
Internal thoughts: Is this his way of asking me out? Or is this some sort of joke? Why does he have to smile at me like that.... No no... I dn;t
6) Let’s say, hypothetically speaking, a tom with parents, siblings, a mate, and kits, was found out to have killed many, many people and was in turn killed for his crimes, but returned as a vengeful ghost. What are the steps you would take to solve the situation?
Ghosts must be suppressed or eliminated in order to liberate them.
7) Do you believe in fate and soulmates? Or should I walk in again- no, this isn’t Stygian, who’s he, I don’t-
Slaps stygian upside the head and walks away
Inner thought: I don't like him... I don't like him... I don't like...
looks back over shoulder
inner thoughts:maybe I do like him...a little....No that is crazy... right?
POLARBLAST'S INTERVIEW
roleplayed by Pao
1) Is Swiftpaw your favorite grandson/appretince?
Yes, Swiftpaw is my favorite but I love all my grandchildren too. Just Swiftpaw more than them as I spend more time with Swiftpaw than the rest of them.
2) If karma was a person would he be your best friend or worse enemy?
Enemies. Though I don’t believe in karma, only hard work and Lord Borealis’ blessings.
3) In your opinion, what is the worse thing a person could do to another person?
Dishonor them. Honor is a very important thing and without it who are cats to know your are trustworthy and loyal to the clan?
4) If you could watch everything that happened to you in life until now, would you enjoy it?
No comment. (That’s literally what he would say lol especially since he’s regretting a lot of his life lately. Mostly how he treated his only daughter)
5) If you could change the world for the better what would that look like?
Everywhere would just like WinterClan. Our home is strong and our people even stronger, why should I the rest be just like us? They would definitely benefit from it.
REGULUS E'TAN'S INTERVIEW
roleplayed by Ashestoashes
1. If you had to punch one of your leaguemates in the face, who would it be? 
Oh the choices...well...everyone would think Eshek but I would have to say the closest I have felt to wanting to punch anyone in the face would be with Bermondesy. That one time when he...well let's just say he had a wild night and felt it in the morning.
2. What is your best attribute? Would it be the same as what others would say?
I would like to think my best attributes would be my ability to keep a cool head in a rough situation and my charismatic ways. As for what others say I truly don't know and quiet frankly don't care.
3. Do you have a secret talent?
Secret talent? But if I said it wouldn't be a secret. Sigh Okay well... I am one heck of a great dancer. In my younger years I founds twoleg moves to be quiet entertaining. So I learn a fair few, but then realized when would I actually be using these? What a wasted time it was.
4. What is one unique thing you're afraid of?
Fear? Why would I want to give away that secret?? Here I will tell you what I dislike heavily: things that have a lot of holes. I wouldn't say I have Trypophobia but they truly are the grossest thing to just look at. Just ew
5. If there was one thing you'd change about yourself, what would it be?
Oh what a silly question, I am perfect just the way I am. Nothing needs to be changed about me.
REZ'S INTERVIEW
roleplayed by Cleaver
1) If karma was a person would he be your best friend or worse enemy?
I live in the League, I think you can guess the answer to that one.
2) In your opinion, what is the worse thing a person could do to another person?
.... Next question.
3) Who is your role model?
Funk is the father I mean role model I've always loved the most. He was a great Nemesis and he trusted me and he let me do cool things and if he hadn't disappeared, he was going to make me Warden instead of old Regulus. That's a joke sir, I would never have agreed to replace you, haha.
4) If you could watch everything that happened to you in life until now, would you enjoy it?
I would love to relive some of the old days. I was a pretty important cat, you know, favored of the Nemesis and the proxies; I even hosted two gatherings. That's pretty impressive for just a kid, don't you think? I met my lovely girlfriend at the gathering and we've been together ever since we're even expecting a litter together. My life hasn't always been normal... or easy... i still can't sleep some nights... but I have some good times.
5) How many litters have you had?
(glances at Wintershine) J-Just the one we're expecting, of course!
SUNSHINE EERIE
roleplayed by Uniqcrim
1. If karma was a person would he be your best friend or worse enemy?
I don't think karma would be interested in me... I've never done anything particularly good or bad... wow I am bored just talking about myself.
2. In your opinion, what is the worse thing a person could do to another person?
Lie. I don't care for liars... I guess in the grand scheme of things there is worse people can do but I don't really get involved with them. I'm scared of the kinds of cats that have those thoughts. I'm more interested in meal time and nap time than torture or evil deeds. If you can think of a truly terrible answer to this... I don't want to be friends, probably.
3. What are your phobias and how did you get them?
I hate slugs... they're so slimy and the mucus is in your fur and they just get everywhere! No...no slugs for me the devilish little creatures.
4. If you could change the world for the better what would that look like?
Less fights, more races, better nap time, and a forever feast. Pretty sure that's just what the afterlife looks like but I don't want to die. Not yet anyways.
5. Are you proud of being an Eerie?
Sometimes I feel like a fraud in the Eerie family. Maybe it's because I wasn't really born into the family, but became part of it anyways. I don't feel a particular attachment to the Eerie family. I'm grateful they took me in but... can I go take a nap now?
UTA'S INTERVIEW
roleplayed by Shadowblade
1) What was the scariest moment in your life?
"Scary? I don't know when I've ever been scared ... I like fighting, everytime is thrilling, exciting. But those are just challenges, they don't really scare me, dying hasn't scared me in a long time.... Leaving. I don't like it when ... 'certain' cats leave me. I get a bad feeling, like those closest to me will get separated and I can't do anything about it. I don't like that. I don't know if it counts as a 'moment' when I woke up day after day waiting, looking, expecting the anticipation to finally end one day and it still to this day never has... It bothered me when he never came back. I guess its quelled down and I've accepted it .. that or just gotten numb to it. But... I can't lose another friend."
2) Who is your role model?
"Hmmm, I never wanted to follow or act like anyone other than who I am. Although, she makes me think I could be a /little better/... Accalia was never one to judge my past or actions, to others... Once you've done something wrong, there's no going back- you're stuck forever being what they label you and there's no other dimension or depth to you that exist except your wrongdoing. So I stopped caring about what others think, but that in itself is kinda a catch 22, no? I was still letting it define being that monster and not going back, hating change and never going to accept it, having a default thinking process that /no one really likes anyone/... until I found the two people that genuinely did like me for who I was. I guess the way she makes me feel worth something and reminds me nothing is off limits for me and that inspires me to change -not only my perspective- but myself. I know, cheesy as foxs isn't it?"
3) In your opinion, what is the worse thing a person could do to another person?
"I don't know... I'm not sure my morals or definition of 'wrong' lines up with most others think... Perhaps pointless suffering? Like Despair. Life is cruel, but hard times builds strong character and stronger wills, no? The unpredictable nature of cats and the wonders of how a cat changes because of even a single moment is fascinating... So, if it never amounts to anything or never gets to flourish then.. what's the point? There's no fun in that, there's no wonder - it's just boring despair. So I guess, for example - if you kidnap or torture, or experiment, etc on a cat, but say they just die and that's it. Nothing is inspired within them, nothing new is learned, and your actions never even get to affect theirs then, what's the point? I know some cats might have a problem with that, or some may be satisfied because they like to inflict pain and the control but I don't. It just seems like time that could be spent doing something meaningful, and more importantly entertaining... I don't know if it makes sense to others, but just don't be pointless and waste of my time is the best answer I can give I guess."
4) If you could watch everything that happened to you in life until now, would you enjoy it?
"Yes. Some parts, - or people - may be bittersweet but everything I have done has been in alignment with what I've wanted. I like the life the life I made."
5) If karma was a person would he be your best friend or worse enemy?
"I guess that would depend on what karma brought back to me, or rather if I could take what I have done to others. I think in that case it would be fair, if I am purposeful then my karma will be so too and I would accept them in any form."
